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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Monday, 16 March 2015

Dinosaurs Which Are More Joke-Worthy Than The T-Rex

"T-Rex hates pushups"
Aren't we a bit tired by all the Tyrannosaurus Rex jokes? OK, we get that the poor predator can't go to the toilet, can't use paper, can't take a selfie or it can't work out. The T-Rex was ferocious and could have killed you without using his arms. It was a big killing machine.

Death Bulge T-Rex comics

That's why I decided to give you a list of dinosaurs which deserve more mockery than the Tyrannosaurus.

Carnotaurus

To be honest, the Carnotaurus looks really awesome. It has devil horns right above the eyes, it has many teeth and it's a dangerous predator. It's quite fast and it could jump higher than you would expect.

Carnotaurus short arms


But look at it's arms! They are barely visible. You have all this scary looks and then your prey notices the arms and starts laughing. Maybe that was the main strategy of this carnivore. Distracting you with laughter.

Tuesday, 10 February 2015

8 Most Ridiculous Reasons for Divorce

Some might say that the meaning of life is to find your soulmate, create a family, have children and help humanity exist for a few more years. But sometimes (according to statistics around 42% in England) those goals end up somewhere at phase two. Divorce is something not so common these days and the numbers are getting higher.

But what is the main reason for this? Why 42% end in divorce? Who cares... but the one thing I know is that there are some hilarious reasons out there and you deserve to know them.

top divorce reasons

Here are the most ridiculous reason for dissolution.

Cartoons are For Life


You know how your girlfriend never understood why you love Pokemon so much? It's not a big reason, but it's something that bugs you. Well, a Japanese couple separated, because the wife didn't love her husband's favourite cartoon. I understand... I couldn't live with a person who didn't like Scooby Doo either.

The Devil in I

Some people are religious, other people are religulous. Have you ever though that your wife is acting weird? Maybe she overreacts a bit more than usual. Or maybe her eyes are glowing in the dark and suddenly can turn her head 360 degrees. Don't what exactly happened, but a man from Dubai divorced his wife, because he though she was possessed by the Devil.

stupid reasons for divorce

At least this is a reasonable explanation for her monthly mood swings.

Too Much Bonking

Some men complain that they never have actual intercourse with their wives. They always have a headache or are too tired. Well, this Indian gentleman couldn't complain about the lack of sex at all. In fact he complained about the opposite. 

Friday, 14 November 2014

If SEO Was Like Music

Don't you hate it when you get stuck in a traffic jam? You sit there, waiting for hours to move a few inches. The only thing you can do is listen to the good old radio... or play some game on your super smart phone.

So I was listening to the radio and a random pop song came on. Not a big fan of the genre, but there are a lot of good songs. This particular one wasn't. There was a lot of repeating of the same word over and over again. The lyrics had almost no meaning and the melody was sampled from another very successful song from the past. Because I see content everywhere, I instantly connected that to my work - SEO.

Music SEO genres

This is how I see SEO if it was like music.

Pop Music

This genre has been here for a long time. I won't talk about the olden days, but about modern pop. The Pop SEO is a persona who likes to stuff his text with keywords. No synonyms, no variations, maybe a bit of entity salience. They usually mention the main keyword at least 50 times in a 500-word-text. And they will put it in the title and in the headers.

These folks always search the easiest ways to rank. Just the most skilled ones will create something new and will maintain it for years. Most of the Pop SEOs prefer to grab an old content and give it a new look. It's called a skyscraper technique - why think of new things, when you can rely on already successful content. Just make it better, or in most cases - fresher.

A main problem here is that many of the colleagues in this field are one-hit wonders. They make one site, rank it to the top with a lot of links, lot of mentions, stuffed content. The website stays on the top positions for a few months, but later on it will fall and we will never hear from it again. Sometimes they come back with new sites, but they never have the same success.

Friday, 3 October 2014

iPhone6 Plus : #Bendgate - The Complete Story

After all the social media was flooded with posts, comments, videos and content on the iPhone6 Plus, we gathered the most interesting and creative Tweets and compiled something of a story for you guys.